Saturday, April 19, 2014

A quick couple of questions that must be answered before this Ryder Cup draft.
  • Will Brandon Nowak not drink at all this year in anticipation of his first born?
  • Does Dave Lindstrom last the mandatory 36 holes, or will a meat wagon be dispatched to pick up his remains on the back nine of the 2nd 18?
  • What are the team colors this year? (asking for Erik Lunde)
  •  Can we play 1-2-9 this year  after all rounds have been completed?
  • Will Bryce Blaeser top last year's golf pants?
  • How many new clubs will the Hawk buy in the pro shop prior to his first match?
  • Does Blank Gabriel have what it takes to lead his squad back to the winner's circle?
  •  Will Vern Thompson be able to shed the "Dad" distinction and be able to slam Windsor diet's and still shoot sub-90 rounds?
  • Will Curtis Heim still think he has the game to break 80?
  • Can Blake Gauer make the team picture this year?
  • Over/Under on beers Buschy drinks this year?
  • Will Brandon Nowak shit his pants?
  • Who passes out first this year?
  • Does the Ryder Cup have legitimate legal representation without Mr. Cuskey this year?  Seriously.